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Post by Adimus on Oct 8, 2010 23:48:37 GMT -5
{Chapter 18: HSTDUI: Hacking Shit To Death While Under The Influence}
Lou saw Chase leap into the air after blocking his frontal attack fired down upon Lou's position. Not being one to stand in one spot and let himself get shot, he dipped and dodged the bullets, and pulled out his Golden Shank, and as he put away his shadow hatchet, connected the pommel of his light hatchet to the end of the chain sticking out of the shank.
"Madness! Sparta!" Lou yelled as he swung the hatchet at an angle that would catch Chase as he landed, wrapping the chain around his legs, leaving him off balance as Lou simply tugged on the chain to topple Chase. When Chase was on the ground, he charged at him with his dagger and hatchet raised, ready to chop that poor bastard up. Now it's important to keep in mind that at this point, Lou was himself, but wasn't seeing things as himself.
You see, Lou had always had a slight problem telling reality, from his own personal world in the back of his mind. He borrowed the term Polo-Vision from his favorite comic book character Dead-Pool, and in a way, the two shared the exact same thing. While People like you or me would see poor Chase on the ground about to get his head lopped off, Lou sees a pygmy dinosaur that threatened his newfound land, and as such, must be decapitated as to appease Sweet, Glorious, Bea Arthur.
Yes. Now you see why Adi was hesitant to take him on a partner in their missions when they first met.
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 9, 2010 0:01:59 GMT -5
As Chase landed, his leg was met with a chained weapon wrapping around and holding tight. When lou pulled back on the chain, Chase toppled over hitting the ground. As he was about to get up Lou came running at him like a axe bearing psycho. -I have to get some distance from this guy- He thought as he freed himself from lous chain. Still on the ground, Chase extended his chains connecting to his guns and his belt. He then threw his guns up in the air, followed by the chains as he began to spin his legs aorund on the ground (in a breakdance motion) creating a tornado like motion with the chains and guns spinning aorund him to get distance. -This should make him back off, or hit him, one of the two.-
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Post by Adimus on Oct 9, 2010 0:09:46 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
As Lou ran in to kill the pygmy bastard dinosaur and appease his love Bea Arthur, he noticed the little bastard suddenly whipping our two very big and heavy guns attached to a chain and as it break danced, swung them around and whipped Lou right in the side of his head. Twice.
"Fucking OWIE! That stung you fugly fuckhead!" Lou screamed as he charged at his opponent once more, barely affected by the pain in his blood drunk state. However, the hit did do a little damage to him. By little I mean a lot. His balance was off now, and he was beginning to get back in touch with himself.
"Lou, LOU! Oh for fucks sake LUIS! Snap out of it!" His Brain yelled at him. "You're under Polo-Vision again! Stop it before you get us killed."
But it was still too early to hope for the best. Lou ran over to where he saw a shiny pair of smexy guns fall out of the pygmy dino's pack, and quickly snatched them as he avoided the giant guns on the chain. Once he had them in his hands, he charged up, and unloaded at the fucker!
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 9, 2010 0:22:11 GMT -5
Chase felt two solid hits from his guns on lous body. After the second hit Chae pushed himself up and spun in the air, retracting his chains and grabbing his guns at the same time. Upon landing, Chase took up a gunslinger stance. Partially squating down guns held out in front about chest level and mind clear. Using his ability to lock onto a targets spiritual pressure, Chase watched and waited for his next opritune moment to strike. Lou, after being hit twice rushed over to his bag and grabbed the two desert eagles and began firing at Chase. He cleared his mind and focused on the bullets coming in. He had been in many gunfights up until now and knew how to combat them. Sure there was the get the fuck out of the way approach but that had no style and flare, and Chase was all about the flare. With a smile Chase began firing off rounds, trying to match as many as Lou fired. Using his lock on and knowledge of trajectory, he met each bullet of lous with one of his own, seeing them collide and fall in the air. He kept this up while he ran forward at lou. When he got close enough, he stopped firing and jumped into the air above Lou chambering and launching on of his own revolvers in a boomerang motion around lous right arm. Chase then opened fire again to distract him from the fact that his chain was wrapping around his arm. When the chain made a second pass, Chase pulled it tight and flash stepped from the air, to right in front of lou, chain pulled tight and barrel of the second revolver pointed up at Lous chest as he pulled the trigger.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 9, 2010 0:46:53 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
Lou saw as Chase went ahead with the maneuver. "Impressive for a rookie pygmy dinosaur!" Lou screamed out loud as he found himself sharply tricked and now pinned by Chase. Right as Chase was about to pull the trigger though, Lou screamed out "Fuck that shit!" and activated his Splosion Man Mode on his chest and torso area, having the bullet cause an explosion that blew the two away from each other.
As Lou came back to his proper senses, he figured out that the pygmy dinosaur was Chase, and at the end of the day, he would have to give credit to the kid; For an idiot, he fought like a pro. "Not bad Chase, not bad at all. Not as good as Adimus, but still pretty damn awesome with the gunslinging stuff. Now then, since my guns suck and your guns rock, let's try for some CQC eh?" Lou said putting his newly acquired firearms away and pulling out his Golden Shank, dagger part only this time and tossed it from one hand to the other.
{New Item Obtained! Lou - .357 Desert Eagle Magnums. Upgradable. Not Attuned.}
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 9, 2010 1:02:03 GMT -5
Right before Chase pulled the trigger, Lou's chest began to glow orange as he yelled out something. Chase's eyes widend from the sight of the glow. He quickly covered himself in a skin of spirit pressure as the blast sent him rolling along the ground. About two or three rolls in Chase pushed off the ground and landed on his feet, shaking off the blast. His ears ringing a little bit, he couldnt hear but the last part of what Lou said. Taking up his stance again. Chase rushed in and jumped up above Lou, sideways. Extending his chains, he began to spin creating a buzzsaw like motion in mid-air before retracting his chains, grabbing his guns and finishing with a downward kick on lous left shoulder before jumping back and spinning his revolcers chambers as he began to cycle energy between him and the chambers. Not to be off his gaurd, he immediantly took up his stance again, after all he had never fought lou before and didnt know what to expect.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 9, 2010 1:10:46 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
As Lou saw Chase come flying through the air again, he readied himself for the moves he could read out. Chase had used an aerial attack before, a few times to be exact. "You seem to favor air attacks, you think you got game don't you..." Lou said under his breathe as Chase went in to land. "But white men don't jump!" He yelled as Lou let the kick Chase attacked with roll off his shoulder as he whipped around and grabbed Chase's left arm as he wrapped his other arm around his neck from under his right arm. Kicking out the back of his right leg, Lou stepped back in a swift motion and brought Chase to an extremely unbalanced state. As he was about to preform a basic take down, Lou decided to shove Chase downward with excessive force, ending with Chase hitting the ground with a resounding thud.
Taking the capital moment to his advantage, Lou jumped on top of Chase and held his knife high in the air. "You see, you gotta switch it up a bit rook." He said as he lectured the boy on CQC. "If you attack with the same attack twice in a row while in a close quarters match, a smart enemy will learn you favor that attack style, and learn even faster how to kill you."
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 9, 2010 1:22:42 GMT -5
As lou proceeded to slam Chase to the ground he was also lecturing him, but he was right in what he said. As the air escaped his lungs, Chase tried to think of the next move he would make to counter Lou's incoming dagger. Inhailing so he could breathe, Chase smiled and commented back at Lou's lecture with a wise assed comment. "hows this for switching it up." As lou decended, Chase raised his revolvers, now glowing teal in color with dark blue bolts of energy dancing around them and pulled the tirgger. "Caster shot" Two teal orbs of energy shot forth from his revolvers and into Lous chest. Chase flash stepped to a safe distance as the orbs exploded from impact.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 9, 2010 10:23:39 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
As Lou stood on top, not wanting to kill Chase but merely scare him by driving down the dagger, he noticed Chase's free arms, a mistake Lou was now regretting, Chase seemed to manage a free shot right at Lou's chest. Again not being one to stand still and let himself get shot, Lou quickly jumped off of Chase and right before the triggers were pulled, stuck a nice little sticky bomb on Chase's ass before flash stepping out of the way himself.
As the blast from the shots went off, Lou looked at Chase from a nice safe distance, and giggled to himself. "Oh tee hee hee, While this may only be a flash mine, it's still gonna sting a little! Muahahaha!" And thus Lou pulled out his detonator, and went to press the little orange button.
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 9, 2010 21:32:34 GMT -5
Chase stood at a safe distance and waited for the smoke clear. He thought he had hit lou with that attack but he guessed wrong. He had managed to get away without a scratch. -Fuck, i cant hit this guy- He noticed Lou was looking at him and laughing, but didnt know why. Chase quickly looked himself over and noticed a grenade stuck to his belt. -Fuck- He thought as the grenade shined brightly as it detonated knocking him back a little. Luckily for him it was only a flash grenade, but the concusive blast still kinda hurt. Standing up and ready, Chase held his revolvers out in front of him and slid the barrels against each other making them glow red in color. He then proceeded to Flash step in close to Lou and began attacking with a flurry of back hands and whips with his guns to distract Lou. After landing like one blow Chase decided to try something new and threw his left revolver around lous back before catching it and pulling it tight bringing lou in close to try and land a fierce elbow to lous mid section.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 10, 2010 22:09:02 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
Lou wasn't going to be caught off guard by a few flurry attacks and a mere single hit. Something like that? Nah.
And he wasn't caught off guard.
Nope, not in the slightest.
Which pissed him off the most.
Why?
Because he saw exactly what was happening and couldn't so shit about it. He got hit, somehow, to this day he doesn't know how it happened exactly, but he got hit. Twice at that. Got hit once y a ten-ton spirit magnum, and then got dragged by a chain. What was to happen next, well, find out the next time we feel like telling ya, getting bored over here yammering all day to you young wipper snappers, sheesh. Learn to fucking read.
As Lou dodged each attack, he began to get careless. A mistake he was going to regret in a mere five seconds because as soon as he got careless, one of Chase's attacks landed, throwing him off balance. Sadly Lou witnessed everything that was to happen next, including the knees that were to go into his stomach. But that's not the bad part. The bad part was that Chase still had useful guns; Lou didn't. "Oh son of a-" He said as the onslaught began.
{Smash The "A" Button To Get Free!}
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 11, 2010 1:37:27 GMT -5
With Lou brought close by Chase's chain, it was time to make a move. Chase kicked Lou's right leg out from underneath him jumped upward and over Lou, swinging his revolver down at lou's head at the sametime. Once safely behing him Chase chamber his leg back and let fly a heavy thrust kick to Lou's back and finishing it off by planting his feet in a stern stance and opening fire with his revolvers. Bullets wizzed past lou hitting terrain and skimming by lou's skin. This battle was begining to take a toll on Chase, he decided he had to end this as soon as possible. Chase stopped firing and slide both his barrels against each other making them glow red in color, as if the were superheated, but didnt change in temp at all. -Your move Lou.- Chase thought in between heavy breaths. He hoped his tiredness wasnt showing that much to his opponent, for he might take advantage of it.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 11, 2010 10:10:17 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 Cont.}
After receiving a decent melee ass whupping from Chase, Lou fell backwards and stayed still for a moment as Chase fired off several rounds at the ground around him. "One - One it seems now. Even tied score. I don't like ties." Lou thought to himself as he quickly went over what he had left in his inventory: One charge per limb of Splosion Man, plenty of explosives, his Shank, Axes, and newly acquired guns, as shoddy as they were at the moment.
When he heard Chase ask what's next, Lou thought of how he could use his nicely assembled items to end this match. The boy was getting worn out, whereas Lou was running out of ammo. Long fights he was used to, so expending and rationing his energy was a norm for him. For Chase, he could tell, it was not. As Lou got up, he started flash stepping and throwing and shooting off every single explosive he could find, each one with his energy inside of it to maximize it's potential. As he did this however, he kept Chase on his feet via taking cross attacks at him. {It means dashing in at one angle, doing what you need to do, then dashing back, then dashing to your next objective point, all the while the target in the middle of the dashing is being attack as to occupy him.}
When Lou finally had it all set up, he took a good look at Chase, and charged himself up to full body Splosion Man Form. "Kid, I hope that army gave you good health insurance!" He said before charging in, reviewing his plan to himself.
"I laid out the explosives as I distracted him by cross attacking. Each bomb laid out around me is no more then 50ft and no less than 15ft away from each other, leaving little room for evasion. If he flash steps, he'll just flash step into another bomb. If he fires his beams at me, I can block them with my arms or even take the hit in my chest or legs. Alright, here goes nothing!" Lou thought to himself as he pulled out his axes and ran right at Chase.
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Post by zakennayo78 on Oct 11, 2010 23:25:13 GMT -5
Lou came at Chase with a series of attacks and dodges, something had to be up. Chase blocked as many attacks as he could and when Lou wasnt looking, switched on his lock -on. He now could see, barley, that Lou was planting some devices here and there, but by the time he realized it, it was too late. All around him where devices, and he had nowhere to move. -Shit, asshole surrounded me with explosives. Now what?- He pondered to himself waiting for Lou to make his next move. Lou then proceeded to turn his whole body into a orange energy like form and Chase knew this couldnt be good. In the background Chase could here faint singing, he looked over to see Genji sitting on a rock watching with what looked like a box of donuts. Chase kept watching for a moment as Genji set a boombox next to himself and turned it up.
"Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo
Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo
Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts-"
Chase couldn't help but chuckle a little bit at Genji's antics, but it was making him loose focus. When he turned back around, Lou was already rushing him with hatchets drawn still glowing. -Shit- Chase raised his guns and pulled the trigger on his left revolver, sending a red hot beam at Lou, the beam doesnt look powerfula dn isnt ment to do a lot of damage, he just hoped it would hit.
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Post by Adimus on Oct 11, 2010 23:57:59 GMT -5
{Chapter 18 End}
Running! Running at Chase Lou was! Running at him for his favorite song EVER was playing in the background thanks to Genji's ass randomly showing up. As he ran at Chase, he noticed a redbeam of energy coming towards him. It didn't feel too powerful, but if Lou could avoid getting hit he would, and did a dodge roll to avoid the blast.
Using the momentum from the roll, Lou leaped upward as he came out of the roll and soared through the air and dropped right on top of Chase. Letting all his explosive power go, Lou made a massive crater all around Chase, leaving only a small portion of ground unscathed leaving the two standing in the middle of it. "This match is over. Had I been serious, you'd be dead right now." Lou said, no longer glowing or in a fighting posture. "Now then, I think it's time we head back to camp, Genji's awake, and you know Adi would like to be alerted about that. Let's go. And Genji, you need a ukelele next time you play that tune!" Lou said with a smile on his face.
Oh how rare a time he ever had a smile on his face that wasn't one of an insane bomb maker.
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