Post by Adimus on Oct 3, 2010 22:13:57 GMT -5
{This is a thread that I decided to make to help express the past adventures and lives for our characters. I came up with the idea after my friend and I were messing around and decided that my characters Adimus and Lou would be the stars of a prequel game and 3, 30 page issue comic series called Devil's Luck: Lucky Shot! to his game Devil's Luck, featuring Stan, Clarice, Shade, Locke, and many other outcasted ex-heroes, evil kings, and wannabes, with Adi and Lou as unlockable/playable cameos. Awesome right? Yea I know. Also this is all patented, take it, and you sir are fucked, hard. All characters belong to Devil's Luck Studios and any unlawful use of them will result in lawful action to be busted on your ass. Got it? Good.}
God Damn Zombies....And Nazis!
Adimus, aka "Slash", was standing next to Lou, aka "Hack", as Hack loaded up groceries along with the cashier clerk. The topic of conversation came from a magazine they were reading shout psychology and all kinds of crazy shit. Slash was the one reading it as he spoke and said "Ya know, this kinda makes sense. It says that if you say "I believe I can do that," it makes you more likely to do it then saying "I think I can do that." In a way that's kind of right."
Hack looked up for a second and replied back to Slash "Dude, that is so full of shit. To believe and to think are practically the same thing. Saying that is retarded."
"Dude what the hell are you saying!? To believe means to not need knowledge of something, just to leap in. Something like that breeds way more confidence than thinking, which requires prior knowledge to create thought, which is slower and harder to do, making you easy to take down."
Hack simply looked at Slash, and after a minute of blank staring, simply said "Man, you think way too much. They're the same damn thing, and the only reason that exists is because most people are too damn stupid and weak to think for themselves." Slash simply looked at Hack and said "Dude, I still win this argument, and if you wanna contest it, we'll pick this back up on a later date because I think the nice lady wants us to pay now." Slash said nodding towards the cashier as he put away the magazine, who had been staring at them the entire time they were talking.
"So, cash or credit sir?" The cashier asked.
"Lead." Slash replied, as he pulled out his customized, super loaded firearm, and blew the clerks head straight off, making quite a mess.
"Was the necessary?" Hack asked.
"Completely. I fucking hate Nazis. Hate the ones that try to make zombies even more." Slash said. Right then and there, many a Nazi then came running outside with guns fully loaded all of them ready to fire upon the duo. "Looks like it's gonna be another fun time eh buddy?" Slash said to Hack as he readied his guns. "Yeap, always an adventure when we're together huh?" Hack replied.
Now you, the dear reader, is probably wondering why exactly Adi, a.k.a Slash, and Lou, a.k.a Hack, would just up and shoot a seemingly innocent store clerk, and why afterwards, a horde of Nazi Zombies would come running out after them. Well for starters, that cunt of a cashier sure as hell wasn't innocent. She has raped and eaten many a young man and child, and on occasion woman, which lead the CIA to hire Hack and Slash to investigate the issue and it was then found, after many a tiring night, that deep in the heartland of America, a Neo Nazi Zombie Revival Movement and it was going to be up to them to stop it. How one would disguise a Nazi Zombie Revival Movement you ask? As a simple grocery store senor. Which now brings us back to the mass killing of zombie nazis.
The duo blasted and ripped apart hordes of zombies and nazis, and eventually found their way to the center of the operation, and very quickly blew it to shreds. As they were walking away, Hack toying with a detonator in his hands, the guy that hired them walked up to them from a parked CIA car.
The one that climbed out was their old friend Franz, this time dressed in a black suit and detailing the operation. "I hope you didn't kill all of them, we need one alive for information." Franz said, as Slash slapped his forehead, then remembering that they did indeed leave one alive. "Hack, quick, don't hit that button!" He yelled at Hack unfortunately too late as he pressed down on the switch, blowing up the entire compound.
"I don't even wanna look. I don't. Just, well, just, just God damn it Hack." Slash said with his back turned to the flaming wreckage.
"Aww man, it's so bad." Hack said with a wide open smile on his face, as a Nazi pin, still on fire landed right in front of Slash and Franz.
"Well. I guess this'll have to do. Coming out of your paycheck though." Franz said as the CIA unloaded from their locations and secured the area, leaving Slash and Hack to move out on their own.
God Damn Zombies....And Nazis!
Adimus, aka "Slash", was standing next to Lou, aka "Hack", as Hack loaded up groceries along with the cashier clerk. The topic of conversation came from a magazine they were reading shout psychology and all kinds of crazy shit. Slash was the one reading it as he spoke and said "Ya know, this kinda makes sense. It says that if you say "I believe I can do that," it makes you more likely to do it then saying "I think I can do that." In a way that's kind of right."
Hack looked up for a second and replied back to Slash "Dude, that is so full of shit. To believe and to think are practically the same thing. Saying that is retarded."
"Dude what the hell are you saying!? To believe means to not need knowledge of something, just to leap in. Something like that breeds way more confidence than thinking, which requires prior knowledge to create thought, which is slower and harder to do, making you easy to take down."
Hack simply looked at Slash, and after a minute of blank staring, simply said "Man, you think way too much. They're the same damn thing, and the only reason that exists is because most people are too damn stupid and weak to think for themselves." Slash simply looked at Hack and said "Dude, I still win this argument, and if you wanna contest it, we'll pick this back up on a later date because I think the nice lady wants us to pay now." Slash said nodding towards the cashier as he put away the magazine, who had been staring at them the entire time they were talking.
"So, cash or credit sir?" The cashier asked.
"Lead." Slash replied, as he pulled out his customized, super loaded firearm, and blew the clerks head straight off, making quite a mess.
"Was the necessary?" Hack asked.
"Completely. I fucking hate Nazis. Hate the ones that try to make zombies even more." Slash said. Right then and there, many a Nazi then came running outside with guns fully loaded all of them ready to fire upon the duo. "Looks like it's gonna be another fun time eh buddy?" Slash said to Hack as he readied his guns. "Yeap, always an adventure when we're together huh?" Hack replied.
Now you, the dear reader, is probably wondering why exactly Adi, a.k.a Slash, and Lou, a.k.a Hack, would just up and shoot a seemingly innocent store clerk, and why afterwards, a horde of Nazi Zombies would come running out after them. Well for starters, that cunt of a cashier sure as hell wasn't innocent. She has raped and eaten many a young man and child, and on occasion woman, which lead the CIA to hire Hack and Slash to investigate the issue and it was then found, after many a tiring night, that deep in the heartland of America, a Neo Nazi Zombie Revival Movement and it was going to be up to them to stop it. How one would disguise a Nazi Zombie Revival Movement you ask? As a simple grocery store senor. Which now brings us back to the mass killing of zombie nazis.
The duo blasted and ripped apart hordes of zombies and nazis, and eventually found their way to the center of the operation, and very quickly blew it to shreds. As they were walking away, Hack toying with a detonator in his hands, the guy that hired them walked up to them from a parked CIA car.
The one that climbed out was their old friend Franz, this time dressed in a black suit and detailing the operation. "I hope you didn't kill all of them, we need one alive for information." Franz said, as Slash slapped his forehead, then remembering that they did indeed leave one alive. "Hack, quick, don't hit that button!" He yelled at Hack unfortunately too late as he pressed down on the switch, blowing up the entire compound.
"I don't even wanna look. I don't. Just, well, just, just God damn it Hack." Slash said with his back turned to the flaming wreckage.
"Aww man, it's so bad." Hack said with a wide open smile on his face, as a Nazi pin, still on fire landed right in front of Slash and Franz.
"Well. I guess this'll have to do. Coming out of your paycheck though." Franz said as the CIA unloaded from their locations and secured the area, leaving Slash and Hack to move out on their own.
